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Sound Design
Still learning the fundamentals. Arrangement, drum programming, sidechain compression, vocal processing. Slowly starting to sound like an actual hyperpop track and not just noise.
sav@mysteriouscard ~#
$ cat /etc/profile
$ cat /etc/cron*
$ id
$ who
$ w
$ last
$ cat /etc/passwd
$ NAME="Savannah"
$ echo "Meet $NAME!"
Meet Savannah!
This file exists because a business card only has so much room.
Threat Level: Low
Charm Level: Elevated
Cat Devotion: Critical
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Subject Profile
Age
27
Demographic Notes
Cis female. Identifies as bisexual. Ethnically ambiguous.
Occupation
Senior Cybersecurity Engineer
Base of Operations
Columbus, Ohio
Training
10 yrs ballet, competitive equestrian, classical pianist
Currently Producing
Hyperpop tracks in Ableton Live
Currently Reading / Listening
Deep in a paranormal romance audiobook binge
Known Aliases
Ask her about it in person
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Known Associates
Grubbies
Co-conspirator, Feline Division
Surveils for government autonomous drones (birds). Eats houseplants.
White Kitty
Co-conspirator, Feline Division
Emotional support asset. Occasionally cooperative.
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Field Notes
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Cutting Garden
Building a zinnia and cosmos cutting garden with my mom. Mostly trial, error, and Googling "why did my dahlia die."
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Handmade Things
Polymer clay, jewelry, whatever last-minute gift I've convinced myself I can finish in time. Somehow it always ships.
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Movement
Ten years of ballet plus horseback riding. Less impressive than it sounds. Mostly just means I stand weird in photos.
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Piano & Voice
Played piano and sang for years before I ever touched Ableton. Probably why I can't stop obsessing over vocal layering now.
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PC Gaming
Elden Ring, League of Legends, and yes, Webkinz Classic. I contain multitudes, or maybe just poor time management.
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What She Stands For
Bi and AuDHD, still working out what it means to build community in Columbus after four years away. Two in Plano, two in Salt Lake City. I lead my company's accessibility ERG and care deeply about neurodivergent and sensory inclusion, on and off the clock.
Pro-Choice
Pro-Palestine
Disability Pride
Harm Reduction
Pro Human-Made Art
Anti-Gambling
In practice: supporting family-owned restaurants and small businesses, donating to women's shelters and cat shelters when I can, taking the bus over driving when it's an option, and repurposing before replacing. Looking to get back to shelter volunteering now that I'm home in Ohio.
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Off Duty
Best ways to actually hang out with me:
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Quiet Reading
A cafe, a book, minimal stimulation. Low-key is the whole point.
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Long Walks
No destination required.
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Museums
Especially anything with ancient art or history artifacts.
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Thrifting
Vintage clothes runs, no agenda, all day if needed.
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A Slow Drink or Smoke
Pro-weed, pro-alcohol, though my partying days are retired. Do not expect a rager.
Debrief
Met in person, scanned a QR code, or just nosy? Here's how to keep the file open.
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